From Tumblr. I might as well post it myself...
@neilhimself
https://epeus.blogspot.com/2002/04/i-can-read-peoples-thoughts.html
I can read people's thoughts.
Using an ancient technology, handed down over millennia, improved and refined along the way, I am able to read people's thoughts. And not just people nearby, or people I know. I can even read dead people's thoughts.
This gives me a great deal of power and knowledge - I can learn from their lives, their experiences, their dreams and fears, their insights and imaginings.
I can read people's thoughts.

I can read people's thoughts. Using an ancient technology, handed down over millennia, improved and refined along the way, I am able to ...

@neilhimself
I can study their successes and failures, learn from their great ideas and their mistakes, absorb their experiences, laugh at their jokes and wince at their pain.

This may seem like a scary idea - you may feel nervous and want to avoid me, but don't worry. I can only read your thoughts if you want me to. You need to be part of this too. You need to write your thoughts for me to read them.

@KevinMarks @neilhimself "Tell me your name and your address, and I'll tell you what you are called and where you live" 😁