@sofawolfone being attacked by an ermine can't be THAT bad, it's like a long rat

*reads about how they've found birds of prey skeletons with ermine skulls clamped onto their feet*

ok well hmm

@sofawolfone Reminds me of some kind of fantasy comic with a tiger man in a fancy coat:

"Do you know what people say who underestimate tigers?"
"What?"
"Oh, God! I'm being mauled to death by a tiger!"