FARTWhat would be some of the issues with drinking your coffee on the toilet while you’re taking a dump, if your coffee cup has a lid?
JesterRaiinIt’s one of those occurrences, where merging two pleasant things does not result in a synergy but in antagonism.
You neither can totally relax and empty your bowels like the Lord ordered, nor enjoy a cup of coffee like a civilized human.
MothraI always find it odd when people refer to emptying the bowels as a pleasant, enjoyable experience.
For me, it is not. There is no pain or complications (normally), but it’s still not enjoyable or pleasant. It’s just shit I need to do, so that other things in my life don’t become extremely painful or unbearable. It ranks similar to washing dishes or vacuuming a carpet in terms of pleasure and enjoyment.
So, if you find taking a dump pleasant, remember- you are lucky!
I can only find it pleasent if I really had to go to the toilet but couldn’t for some reason, but it’s a pleasent feeling of release not a generally pleasent feeling. Like as if you had to deal with a very annoying person and doing almost anything afterwards feels pleasent.