I must be becoming a conspiracy theorist because aliens actually sounds more plausible than armored villains in jetpacks trying to kidnap teenage girls from their remote Peruvian village.

https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkazgy/peru-aliens-illegal-miners-with-jetpacks?utm_source=reddit.com

‘Flying Aliens’ Harassing Village in Peru Are Actually Illegal Miners With Jetpacks, Cops Say

Authorities announced their theory after visiting the isolated Indigenous community where the attacks took place.