Boost if you are:

gay
bi
pan
fetishist
furry
secret agent
the chosing one
bog witch
time traveller

No one will ever know which one

@aleph3eard I boosted exclusively because I am THE CHOOSING ONE.

No. I haven't been chosen for anything. I'm the one who chooses who will be chosen.

Just trust me.

@aleph3eard ah yes. no one will ever know.

@aleph3eard This is a good moment for me to confess that although I am sympathetic to all those categories, I fit into none.

I did once have a TS/SCI security clearance but I kept what few secrets I knew, so I guess I don't even qualify as "secret agent." :-(

@aleph3eard

Can't boost more than once. :(

@aleph3eard I may be many of these.
But you will never know which =.=
@aleph3eard @RussSharek Did you mean "kinky" by "fetishist"? Cos I don't have any fetishes that I'm aware of but I am kinky as hell, oops there I said it. :P
@aleph3eard @SynapticRewrite I already boosted this a year ago.
CRAP! I just gave away which one I am!
@aleph3eard I really like how you snuck Time Traveler in there. :)
@aleph3eard
I think....they might have an idea
@aleph3eard Ah yes, the chosing (sic) one 😛
@aleph3eard Ohoho, you 21st century folk have such quaint humours.
@aleph3eard What if we are all of the above?

@aleph3eard I'm going to make this a bit more entertaining: I fit multiple options. I will not elaborate further.

EDIT: I forgot to make this a reply at first. Sorry if that was extremely random.

@aleph3eard i am boosting this because i am a furry
@aleph3eard I already boosted this last week. It'll show up in a few hours.
@aleph3eard I thought you already did this next week.