So, essentially, really poorly written malware? Given the number of assumptions it makes without any sort of robustness around system configuration it’s about as good as a script kiddie script.

This is… clearly a meme…

I wasn’t sure about it either. There’s security researchers out there who might genuinely want to get a virus to run in a VM.

But yeah, the cmalw-lib-2.0 gives it away…

I wasn’t sure about it either

It ends with them donating money to the malware’s creator…