I have a computer-based job but this morning I got to move heavy machinery and bust out a bag of grease. I learnt that my nose is programmed to itch as soon as I get all mucky, and our fancy bathroom soap is no match for whatever blue gunk I was using. But the machine in question still goes and sounds a lot better than it did before so I’m counting it as a win.

But was it softofblue or really blue