Elon: “I will buy Twitter.”

Twitter: “Deal.”

Elon [doesn’t have the money to spend]: “Noooo there’s too many bots and uhhhhh I can’t now!”

Elon: “I will fight Mark Zuckerberg.”

Mark Zuckerberg: “Deal.”

Elon [will absolutely lose the fight]: “Noooo I have to have a surgery and uhhhhh I can’t now!”