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ImplyingImplicationsI’m having a hard time.
American when the metric tonne of Reese’s peanutbutter cups, caramel chocolate chip…strusel?, and oreo cookies…falls?
Streusel are sprinkles.
Americans when the ice doesn’t contain a metric ton of…
mitchAnd this is the Land of Chocolate leveling this accusation???
Are you confusing Germany with Belgium or with Switzerland? I can’t tell.
Pandantic [they/them]He’s thinking of the cake.
Which has nothing to do with Germany and is named after American chocolate maker Samuel German.
Can I tag #til? I knew it most likely wasn’t German, but I didn’t know it was just named after a guy!
It’s a reference from a Simpsons episode
This person gets it.
They’d cry even harder if it contained a metric anything.
RetrogradeTrue, as an American and I’m crying on the floor like this, I like to measure my pain in freedom units thank you
I think in this context “the ice” means the ice cream
Yep ice cream is just Eis in German, even if the default is Eiscreme meaning at least 10% milkfat content or even Cremeeis meaning 50% milk, no added water, as well as egg. Frozen custard. It’s just that noone cares what exactly you’re going to order when asking “wanna go eat some ice”?
Fun fact: A felt 99% of ice cream parlours in Germany are called “Venezia” or “Dolomiti” or “Rialto”, which is a quarter of Venice. Because that’s where the founders were from. It’s a fascinating natural phenomenon, flocks of ice cream makers migrating north in early spring and back home late autumn.
Americans when their ice doesn’t contain…
e-ratic... cum
Muh cumstitutional rights!
I scream, you scream, we all scream in America.
Casual bigotry, truly wonderful.
Bro is trying to defend fat ppl 💀
Uh, excuse me. We call ourselves “Americans”, not “fat people”. Thank you
Speak for yourself
they're speaking for 77% of americans; who are you?! lol
I am the one who jogs
GCostanzaStepOnMeJust wait until I bring my professional bigotry.
That’s nothing against my ranked competitive bigotry.
Oh no, the poor, oppressed Americans.
Making fun of american ice cream flavor is bigotry now? lmao
MillieWhy do so many Europeans seem to think the whole country is Texas?
That’s not true America is Texas, Florida (if it involves alligators or trans-hatred), California, Las Vegas and New York. Everything else is irrelevant.
Massachusetts is literally the most significant state. It’s a forest with health care. We’re basically elves.
Bernie_SandalsHmmm idk about that Vermont is much closer to being elves than any part of Mass I’ve ever seen
DeeI imagine the same reason so many Americans think of the UK as just London, or France as just Paris. I don’t know what that reason is, but I imagine it’s probably the same reason.
Nah this ain’t it. I speak a little German and I can’t get this without a translation tool. Never seent enthält before and am not sure what it means in this context.
Here’s one that basically doesnt need translating, though you do need to be familiar with German language and culture to “get” the joke debeste.de/…/15fc2c08e3b25fbb96204b723c84088a7659…
To contain, include, incorporate. To abstain really doesn’t make sense in this context. That abstain meaning I think uses the “return to natural state” meaning of ent- (number 1). Think “unhold” in the sense of “cease to hold a position”, that’s “to abstain”, the contain one… I’m not 100% but I think it’s number 6: A thing is furnished such that the adjective becomes true. The cookie is enholden with chocolate chips.
karamellsirus is a misspelling, Karamellsirup should be obvious. crunshies, too, is a misspelt crunchies. Only one that shouldn’t be recognisable is Regenbogenstreusel, rainbow sprinkles. Like on doughnuts.
The reflexive form “sich enthalten” means to abstain, without the reflexive pronoun it always means “to contain”
On retrospective that’s pretty damn obvious.
German speaker here. That sentence is utter nonsense. It just stitches random words together.