Gollum

They will never ask again

https://feddit.de/post/2529111

They will never ask again - Feddit

Aug 14, 2023 at 3:44pmWeb
Show threadWtfEvenIsExistence3️Aug 14, 2023
How to get the FBI to investigate you: ^
Show threadArcticLynxAug 14, 2023
don’t care I don’t have to look at their ugly kids anymore
Show threadthefartographerAug 14, 2023
You could just use that line. “What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?”
Show threadorivarAug 14, 2023
Try licking your lips, you won’t have to bother looking for as long.
Show threadRustyAug 14, 2023
Ricky Gervais had a similar joke m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY
Ricky Gervais - HUMANITY - clip1

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Show threadnewIdentityAug 14, 2023
That’s pretty much exactly the same joks
Show threadbitKrakenAug 14, 2023
„how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“