Corpse:water sounds like it would be a calorie free carbonated vodka drink that my sister “likes”.

Not that far from Liquid Death

i love LD. I dont care if I’m a victim of branding. it’s made me drink more water and use less plastic doing so.

But more aluminium, which is recyclable but energy intensive. Also fun fact, decaying aluminium cans act as a toxin for trees. I’m sorry, don’t mean to be a downer.