Any vehicle I can’t carry up a flight of stairs is too big

So, technically, if you were built different, and I know it’s very different to a car, you’d be happy with a motorbike?

Go to the gym and start being able to lift 350kg. Join the bike life. It’s a thrill.

I ride an EUC. Love it when a motorcyclist sees me and pops a wheelie in response. Motorcycles are allies in the fight against cars.

Man, if I saw someone riding a fucking electric unicycle, I too would pop a wheelie.

If I actually trusted myself to not fuck it entirely.

I do have a car, to be fair. But, it’s really useful for me. But nowhere near as good as a bike. Fuck other drivers. Funny when it looks like their trying to race you, and it’s like "I’ll be at 100, before you hit 60, calm down.

I top out at 35 but I out-accelerate cars until then

Honestly, that’s just really impressive. You should try to pish yourself to see how quickly you can get up to 35.

Obviously, however, please do it safely

ATGATT

Glad to see you out here wearing clothing. If that means what I think it means. Stay safe, friend.