What would get you "back to the office"?

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What would get you "back to the office"? - midwest.social

There are a lot of news articles about “back to the office”, but they recirculate the same bad ideas. Let’s provide some new ideas for the media to circulate. It may also have the effect of making the office less terrible. I would like my work computer to do Windows updates lightning quick in the office. It currently takes weeks, in or out of the office. Stopping in for a day makes no difference, so there is no point. Now, if there was a point, I would go in. What would get you in the office?

Compensation for the time and cost of commuting back and forth.
How about 4 day work week? Would you be ok to go back to the office then?
That would help, but just that single incentive would be a no for me.