Mastodawn

Me, losing followers after posting pictures of dicks with faces and wigs photoshopped onto them:

“The philistines simply don’t appreciate high art.”

@BoozyBadger For the record everything has been properly hidden and I haven't seen it.

So if they were upset by hog they willingly viewed, that's on them!

@BoozyBadger how high *were* you when you posted this _art_?

@BoozyBadger It does manage to be an even-more-silly-looking-than-usual dick, maybe your followers just can't handle frivolity.

@BoozyBadger I mean, that's such an old idea, it could be considered classical art.

Phallic images and charms were common in ancient Rome, but why did so many of them have wings?

Just So You Know

@BoozyBadger You could repost the entire Skittles series here on Mastodon...

@BoozyBadger @ZeirosLion All I can do is post pictures of your dick saying "pip pip, I'm Tim's dick, cheerio"
All I can do is sit and cry

@JockNut
@BoozyBadger Tiny Tim ain't so tiny ain't he?

@BoozyBadger if it was good enough for Broadway 😇

@BoozyBadger Eh, if they weren't ready for photoshop nightmares they clearly didn't know who they were dealing with.