HunkyBrewsterif you could fight one person – living or dead – without suffering legal consequences, who would you choose?
Woodrow Wilson. Id probably lose, but as long as i got a solid hit in at least itd feel worth it. Fuck Woodrow Wilson.
UnsustainableI thought there was nobody I’d like to fight, but I was wrong. I totally agree with you. Fuck Woodrow Wilson. I actually have a shirt that says that.
starman2112Probably dead, be a much easier fight that way
oaklynYou didn’t let the real question even touch you right? 💀
Gandhi. And we’d do it playing Tekken.
ivanafterallWould you be snuggled up in bed with him?
orangeNgreenThe actor that played Grandpa Joe.
I like your style
Trump. I have relevant experience.
Careful, known crotch grabber.
Experience destroying Cheetos?
the ceo of poverty
Rom [he/him]He usually went by “Ronald Reagan”
Unfortunately, that's Mike Tyson.
skillissuerpeter thiel
Ronald Regan on live TV.
The dude was kinda built though.
MegaUltraChickenRonald Regan at the end of his second term then.
Ronald Reagan?! The actor?!
Ronald Reagan uses Secret Service. It's very effective!
jballsDead Regan or live Regan? I’d pay good money to see you dig up his corpse and whoop it’s ass.
Call me Lenny/LeniFrench president Chirac, for laying waste to my home and its members.
applejacksHelen Keller
This also holds the hidden potential for the most-humiliating defeat, though.
Blindfolded, with one arm tied behind your back.
Jesus, just for the bragging rights.
(Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)
BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.
Yeah, have you seen him up on that cross? Dude is shredded.
SatyrSackGot that Jeeeeesus on the cross look
Idk that anybody from the era of regular famines can qualify as ‘jacked’
How has nobody said Hitler or Stalin? You bunch of Communist Nazis.
I was wondering the same thing lol. I’ll take on Hitler. Maybe use a bat like in that one scene in Inglourious Basterds
Stalin would kick my ass.
Think I’d try wrestling with Kaufman.
Hitler got that crackhead energy from all the drugs he on and is a war veteran too. He gonna be scrappy in a fight. And i dont wanna have to go the rest of my life knowing i lost to a man with one testicle.
Lenin. I’ve seen his body he’s a little bitch
He had some debilitating disease at the end.
Simpsons McBain under attack by Commie-Nazis
MushuChupacabraTucker Carlson.
Partially because of his extreme Backpfeifengesicht, but mostly for his Backpfeifenpersonality.
sramderI’m still holding on to a bit of animosity towards that guy Spez.
Ron DeSantis.
I’m angrier at Rupert Murdoch, but DeSantis would have more of a positive effect.
👍Maximum Derek👍About 75,000 years ago humans almost went extinct. I’d fight whomever their John Conner was.
Their John Connor was you coming back in time to try to save them.
Its a twist!
“Gandhi” - Narrator
Gotta beat Henry Kissinger to death with my bare hands
Ben Shapiro or Rory Rupert Murdoch.
Idk man, have you seen Benny Boy’s guns?
Rupert Murdoch.
I think he has single-handedly done more to screw our generation and planet than anyone else could or would do.
Plus, I’m reasonably confident I would win, which is a big plus.
DeltaTangoLima+1. I don’t even wanna fight him - just a single punch to his stupid face would make me feel a lot better.
airportlineShoving Robert Moses into a locker
Khutulum
SkoobieZaslav. You don’t get to just take away Batgirl. Honestly, I don’t even care about the legal consequences part of this question. I would sucker punch that man at noon on the courthouse steps given the opportunity. And at my hearing for early release, I’d do it again.
SeventyTwoTrillion [he/him]Kautsky, just so Lenin would think I was cool
Spliffman1Wow easiest question I’ve had all week… Bill Gates
Abraham Lincoln.
Not for any reasons against the man, or the expectation that I have even half a hope of getting a solid strike in, but I’ve read of the man’s fighting and wrestling experience. They like bringing up his long build as an advantage.
Me and Lincoln are going to fight the proper Orang way. On the deck of a ship in open waters, with a single knife each. We can come to an agreement on victory conditions.
Nice try Tyler. I pick Gandhi.
Fucking Abbott. He started the ruining of women’s abortion rights after roe v wade was overturned and everyone followed suit. I’d fight Kemp too cause he’s also ruining things. My friends are afraid of dying form bot being able to get an abortion and child victims of rape don’t have access anymore.
Nice try, fbi
sarcasticsunriseMatt Walsh. As much shit as that guy talks about LGBTQ people and groomers, you just know that gross bearded fucking turd has some interesting “research” saved on his hard drive