And there are people that make more money in a year than you’ll make in your life, whose “job” it is to decide to raise that seam a half inch up for fashion, to acolades and red carpet galas praising their genius for doing it.

Then the ones that actually make the jeans that people actually wear, make less in their lives than we make in a year.

Humans are soooo weird and cruel.

They didn’t “decide it”. If you get fat as many nowadays you’ll just spill over your jeans. The only way to avoid that is by raising them up high.

I’d we were suddenly as soon as we were

Pardon me?