Okay, so, remember when I did a poll here about whether or not you all wanted Mastodon to be the new home of my burrito-related crimes, and you said "yes" by a 96% - 4% margin?

Just remember that. You asked for this.

With that said:

Today's burrito: Mashed potatoes, American Cheese, Cholula, Coho salmon in a honey-mustard glaze, sweet relish, and Manwich-slathered ground beef.

Enjoy.