Jesus.

Only because I want to see how Right wing “Christians” would react to being faced with their messiah being a middle-eastern globalist communist.

That is a good reason. It almost compensates for the fact that when he does come back, most everything is going to hell In a handbasket.

So, I’ll go with another option, thank you.

If you believe a book that says there is a magic man in the sky who made us in his image, but is angry with how we turned out.

Let’s be honest. If he comes back, doesn’t that mean that book is true? We’re literally acting under the presumption of the guy coming back.

Which means there would be a pissy magic man in the sky. And that means we would go to hell in a handbasket.

So I’m voting on Radio Shack.