MicroWaveTrump says he won't sign loyalty pledge required for first GOP debate
Jordan LundOf course not, he has no intention of debating. He’ll say the rules are unfair and people are being mean to him.
HairyblueChris Christie would destroy him in debates. And Chris really wants to make Trump look bad in front of everyone. AND Trump is scared of Chris.
Plus Trump knows he will only look bad if he goes to the debates. He likes to lie without people correcting him in real time.
He wouldn’t really though. Here’s how it would play out:
Chris Christie: (list of long horrible things Trump did)
Trump: “Why did you work for me then? Why didn’t you say anything? Why did you help with the Biden debates? If you felt that way and didn’t say anything, that’s a lack of courage and character.”
/jk We all know Trump would be like “squeal again you fat pig!”