CEO: we have made a revolutionary new type of computer that's wrong

user: this is amazing. i can talk to the computer, and it gives me the correct answer,... every time!

CEO: yes. in fact this is going to be so dangerous. we need you to make our company illegal

@jk We live in the stupidest timeline
@jk This made laugh harder than is reasonable. Is this cyber gallows humor? Damn. Ha ha ha.

@jk CONGRESSMAN: To show that we are not luddites, we've decided to submit the question of whether AI should be regulated to the AI itself. However, we will require that AI use at least one baseball analogy. It can do that right?

CEO: Yes, but…

CONGRESSMAN: Good.

@jk Once again I find myself wishing I could pin someone else's toot.
@jk nah, it's "this technology is so dangerous that only we can be trusted to use it"