Linux - “I can’t hotplug”

Or

Linux - “I can’t do fractional scaling”

Or

Linux - “ so you want secure boot, a graphics card and full disk encryption, well here’s a wiki based on the last version that might work, fuck tpm while we are at it”

They all have their niche and strengths/weakensses

Linux - I hope you don’t need to print anything because CUPS works intermittently at best.