@gnoll110 I wish. Our beloved groomer gets $80 per. Joch has another reason for a very short cut. He has a skin condition, could be caused by a papilloma virus, which causes little warts to pop up which break open and bleed. A lot of old dogs get these. If he has a standard westie cut, the hair gets stuck in the blood and makes it very painful for him. It's easier to clean his wounds and treat them with betadine every evening with no hair stuck in them. It's REALLY painful for him if we have to run the clippers over stuck fur, so he's probably going to get short cuts for the rest of his days unless we can resolve the skin condition.