AlmightySnoo III š¢maybe the real Zuck v Musk fight is the one that's happening on social media right now
Firstly Iād be more interested if it was pistol duelling.
Secondly, someone restream it to a Fediverse platform please.
apparently live streaming on PeerTube is possible, maybe someone could redirect the stream there
IDK, watching Musk get hospitalized because he refuses to tap out and Zuck has him in some crazy choke hold would make me happy. Zuck dislocating Muskās shoulder making him unable to Tweet for a month would also bring me joy.
Yeah but itās only going to amount to a slap fight.
Raise the stakes, fight to the death. The loser donates their fortune to provide insulin and food to the needy.
A duel with pistols is the only thing I would watch. Aside from that, letās stop talking about either of them. Let them fade out.
From what I understand, Zuck runs regularly and is actually in the ju jitsu scene. Even without his titanium-alloy skeleton he would probably kick Elonās ass six ways to Sunday in an actual fight.
Human flesh over metal endoskeleton. Yeah Musk better be made of emeralds if he stands a chance.
Heās a legitimate blue belt in ju jitsu. Musk xād that heās been lifting weights in the office because of how busy he is he canāt train.
CheemsDoes it really count as busy if youāre just tweeting all day?
The only thing heās lifting is his thumbs as he tweets all day while supposedly being the most hard working ceo of several companies.
If the past year is of any indication his job is to tweet all day. I guess that does count as being busy.
Terminally online to the point of directly responding to banning personal criticism
Put in 60 hours of Elden Ring on release week
āCEOā of four companies
Chief engineer of a rocket company
Sure bruh
Xād
Never seen it put that way before. Just saw a lot of people wondering what youād call it.
I hate it. But it works. Which makes me hate it more.
Canāt wait for he weigh in. What a timeline weāre living in. Wish they could both lose but Musk is getting Xād
Screw promoting it, say āposted on social mediaā.
*antisocialmedia
twaught
If I try to say that people will think of the German expression for drinking something in one go or is there another way to pronounce it?
it soundy very similar "ich werde mein getrƤnk auf ex trinken - translated āi will drink my beverage in one goā
With lifting weights he means his gut when he gets out of the seat.
EdibleFriendDidnāt Zuck win some competition a while back?
Zuck could hospitalize Musk in seconds.
BJJ is no joke.
nerdschleifeI hope he does. I really wish it isnāt like one of those Ksi-logan Paul whatever staged fights where everyoneās a winner
sighLmao Elon is talking about getting surgery or some shit now. You canāt even make this up
TJA!He also wants a titanium alloy skeleton
Flying SquidI know I wouldnāt want to get into a fight with him.
He might be the worldās worst robot asshole, but heās a buff robot asshole.
Wow that is the first picture Iāve seen where Zuck looks like a real human
soundasleepWhat a bunch of children crying out for attention.
theodeweremaybe it's just a stunt.. for publicity.. like a publicity stunt..
Wait what?
Is this a canon event?
Boo this sucks
Looks like Zuck got that smartass upgrade installed.
I will vote for Zuckerberg if he internally decapitates Musk.
Thatās my offer to the Robot King.
I could only be bothered to care if the fight was in space
Best I can do is an unregulated submarine deep in the ocean
only if it is a cage match
š° š š± š¦ š³ š¦ š° š® šDid I say submarine? My mistake, I meant shark cage.
Do the sharks have laser beams, though?
kapx132Dont get Bezos involved in this
I care enough to enjoy seeing Musk get pummeled to a bloody pulp for being stupid enough to challenge a BJJ black belt. I mean fuck Zuckerberg, but Iād still enjoy it.
Iād watch a microgravity fight. It would be two billionaires flaying in space, unable to move, slowly dehydrating unless they start drinking each otherās urine.
Hilarious.
Zuck really found someone less likeable than himself
This is like Cleganebowl except with a burning planet instead of a castle, and weedy autistic narcissists for combatants.
Musk aināt weedy, heās doughy.
Did Elon Musk pay $8 to himself for a blue check?
No, because that would involve paying taxes.
I Cast FistIs zuckerbot paying 8 for that checkmark and replying on xitter? If I were space karen x, Iād gloat about that nonstop
It never occured to me, but in Mexican Spanish, X is sometimes pronounced āshā, so you just gave me the perfect name for Space Karenās app. Thank you!
Thatās the most likely scenario, but remember that when so few people bought checkmarks, Musk just randomly assigned them to influential people to make Blue look more credible/in demand than it actually was.
this should be the biggest yawn of the century.
it seems like everyone wants our attention on the super important things going on like two middle aged billionaires having a pathetic fight. why is that?
Not too often that you can see two pathetic middle aged billionaires getting beat up!
fuck the veterans, how about curing hunger like you promised a decade ago
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Canāt believe you clowns wonāt stop talking about them
Itās really just the classic celebrity trap. The Kardashians are celebrities because we keep talking about them, and we keep talking about them because theyāre celebrities. (also something about the OJ trial originally). Like, can we just focus on something else.
Weird thing is Iāve never once heard anyone in my real life (this includes extended family on both sides & work colleagues) say anything about the Kardashians. I canāt even form in my mind what the ātypical Kardashian viewerā is like because Iāve honestly never met even one.
Well, there is also something to be said for the media pushing this crap down in the first place.
I think itās not a good idea to ignore what two of the richest people in the world are doing with two of the most popular social media platforms.