God hated Shrek for being alive
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Link to book PDF for those interested.
teachingpnieb.files.wordpress.com/…/shrek.pdf
“Fat raindrops began sizzling on Shrek’s hot knob.”
Are you SURE this is the real book and not sometime crowdsourced from 4chan?