So that brawl in Montgomery AL:

- That poor 16yo white boy just trying to help his captain getting clobbered by white entitled douchebags - good try, son.

- I *never* want to hear the "black men can't swim" stereotype EVER AGAIN.

- When Chisolm said "bring a folding chair" if there's no seat at the table, I'm NOT sure that's what she meant; but it still works.

- White folks sure were brave... until they realized THEY were the one's who were outnumbered 8 to 1. 😂

#RiverboatBrawl #Montgomery

Almost forgot: #PunchANazi should be an apropos tag here.

Note, one of the instigators owns a mini-mart. Needless to say their yelp reviews are starting to trend downward.

And all kidding aside; Chair man, do NOT show up at the police station without a lawyer. I think you will find one or two willing to rep you pro bono for the LOLs at this point.

And Oh. My. Goddess.

Chef kiss.

#Montgomery

Seriously, people are on FIRE with this sitch, and I stan each and every one of y'all. But please sign your work, as I HATE not knowing where to direct your well deserved kudos.

#Montgomery #BoycottVassersMiniMart

Wait, I JUST SAW the ratzenfratzen watermark... that's what I get for posting using my phone.

@[email protected], I presume. Well played, sir, I say WELL PLAYED! Indeed. :D

Who says a post can't "blow up" on Mastodon? Because damn, my notifies are going insane right now. And really, the only thing I've added to this convo is snark.

But WHEEE anyhow!

Okay, here's one I created; a screenshot of the Yelp page for Vasser's Mini Mart today, Aug. 8, 2023. Location [checks notes} Selma, AL?? Seriously, of all places?

Last one, because I'll have to mute my phone as it is to get ANYTHING done today.

#PunchANazi #Selma #Montgomery