El Romero MeroAug 8, 2023
Lesbian Death Bed
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Benji Smith: ah! the sum total of human creativity!
Smith: i'll steal it!
Smith: [screaming] NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
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Smith: i have a simple ai recipe
Smith: you just take a pinch of entergagement
Smith: a dash of synergy
Smith: the stolen creativity & hard work of infinite real humans
Smith: and voila!
Smith: all the gray content slurry you could eat!
Show threadLesbian Death BedAug 8, 2023
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Smith: now you too can be a writer without all that pesky wri
Barker: this fucking sucks
Smith: ting
Smith: uh
Smith: wow uh so great feedback
Barker: this fucking sucks shit
Barker: do you have water in your brain
Smith: wow so i'm hearing a lot of words
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King: how does this thing work?
Smith: well i took all your work & boiled it down
Smith: now you can push a button and have ersatz stephen king content
Smith: except you have to misspell stephen king for legal reasons
Smith: like when they make you say "cheez" instead of cheese
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Barker: you fucking dipshit
Smith: wow good feedback!
Barker: you absolute clod
Smith: really just want to hear all viewpoints
Barker: you absolute fucking piece of human garbage
Barker: sorry did you want to chime in here edgar
Poe: no no you're doing fine
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Smith: wow so all the writers really seem to hate my consolidated slurry machine
Smith: but
Smith: all the dead-eyed blue check crypto weirdos seem to think it's great!
Smith: so who's to say what's good or bad?
Show threadFoolishOwlAug 8, 2023
@bitterkarella I keep getting reminded of a bit in "If On A Winter's Night" by Italo Calvino, where the protagonist meets a group of literary critics who simply count word frequency in a text and ignore context.
Show threadMaisie Pubblechook, Esq.Aug 8, 2023
@bitterkarella Brilliant and succinct!
Show threadColes Street PotholeAug 8, 2023
@bitterkarella
Dead-Eyed Blue Check Crypto Weirdos is my new band name. #IMNBN
Show threadMimAug 8, 2023
@ColesStreetPothole @bitterkarella and it scans to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…
Show threadColes Street PotholeAug 8, 2023
@crinolinerobot @bitterkarella 
Show threadrxwAug 9, 2023
@ColesStreetPothole @crinolinerobot @bitterkarella a pity the logo generator doesn’t arrange the words more nicely http://glench.com/tmnt/#Dead_Eyed_Blue_Check_Crypto_Weirdo
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Show threadColes Street PotholeAug 9, 2023
@rxw @crinolinerobot @bitterkarella 😂
Show threadMimAug 9, 2023
@rxw @ColesStreetPothole @bitterkarella Arf!
Show threadKimberleyAug 8, 2023
@bitterkarella nailed it, as always
Show threadQuincy PeckAug 8, 2023
@bitterkarella I want a buddy series with Barker and Poe so bad. Like they go on adventures, solve mysteries and talk shit.
Show threadNullNoMoreAug 8, 2023
@quincypeck @bitterkarella - yes please
Show threadNorma Krautmeyer 🏳️‍🌈🍵🎨✂️🖍️🐈‍⬛Aug 8, 2023
@bitterkarella hey - I like your account a lot but if I was struggling with water on the brain it’d really suck to read that line.
Show threadLesbian Death BedAug 9, 2023
@normakrautmeyer Yeah, that's fair
Show threadGeorge W HarrisAug 8, 2023
@bitterkarella Love a good Dover Boys reference
Show threadSkiriki FyxeAug 9, 2023
@bitterkarella The only way this can get better is that Ursula Vernon sends a horde of badgers on him. 🍿