Laver0nPenis havers of Lemmy, do you ever sit down for a dump only to find you have left a puddle of piss on the floor through the seat afterwards you have to awkwardly squat down to clean up?
I’ve had that happen before a couple times. The worst though is when you sit down and the the shaft touches the water. It’s like a surprise ice bath and it is not fun.
Or the ice cold kiss of the white porcelain…
Followed by the inevitable thought: “well, I’ve got some terrible disease now” no matter that it’s your own WC and hopefully your keep it clean.