Anon lost the most important thing in his life

https://sh.itjust.works/post/2465583

Anon lost the most important thing in his life - sh.itjust.works

Great foreshadowing
I am on the internet for so long and read the whole thing. Disappointed with myself.
Son, I am dissapoint
The more you reread it, the more you notice how impressive the wordplay is.
A glassy, jarred look on her face.
Took me a few to get the noodle part lmao
should have seen it coming when he said saucy
Or when he said prego
"jarred look" lol
Or “noodle”
Or “glassy almost transparent”
4chan has bad humor
Don’t you have some big bang theory to watch?

big bang theory is bad but at least they have more than just…

Meme of unsure guy with his hand between two red buttons:

  • Sex joke 2. Suicide joke
  • But this is neither
    haha sex with pasta
    He means literal nudes
    He means a literal nudle
    I hate it when my spaghetti sauce is on her period (> -.-)>
    But she’s obviously not on her period
    This one is clever.
    Goddamn this one got me good
    Bahahah this is pretty good
    These fucking posts man