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Show threadMarcus Marcius Marcellus

@LadyDragonfly Hey! Not *all* imaginary restaurants that serve bad food...

https://www.vice.com/en/article/434gqw/i-made-my-shed-the-top-rated-restaurant-on-tripadvisor

How Oobah Butler Made His Shed the Top Restaurant on TripAdvisor

And then served customers frozen dinners on its opening night.

Aug 8, 2023 at 2:04pmWeb
Show threadsilentashesAug 10, 2023

@LadyDragonfly @marcas

Complete tangent:

As an experienced dumpster-diver,
Iโ€™ve frequented those behind restaurants.

Got to say;
this story isnโ€™t much of an exaggeration.

say, you go to some hyped-up #bougie restaurant in a yuppie area.

Woman-owned.
Locally-owned.
Strong reviews.
Very popular.
Attended by health nuts.

In their dumpster?
Canned:
Contains bioengineered ingredients.
High fructose corn syrup.
Corn oil.
Canola oil.
LARD.
Costco.
Kroger.
Walmart.