If I sat down and thought about my life I could write one hell of a book. It would be weird, funny, scary. You'd read it and several times wonder how I didn't die or how I’m still allowed to walk around unattended among everyday people. Chapter four would appall you
@CrockettForReal I would read chapter seven about the butter slide a few times, and it would easily cancel out the damage from chapter four to my estimation of your character
@kevinteljeur the butter slide really IS epic