Flying SquidMusk Goes From Bragging About Weight Training to Claiming He’s Injured After Zuckerberg Pushes to Confirm Cage Fight
SumGuyThat’s because Musk knows Zuck would demolish him. He can’t win against The Machine.
Anti-pyracy ads: You can’t download martial arts!
Zuck in weird Neo’s glasses: Yes.
It’s a new shtoyle but he’ll figure it out
KIM_JONG_JUICEBOXHe try to defeat my shtoyle
Of course he did.
JDMaybeMDA 52 year old man getting beat up by Zuckerberg on live TV will, I’m sure, do wonders for shareholder confidence in his decision making. Wonder how many shrooms it takes to get the gumption to post a challenge like that on the internet?
JaysynThat ain't the shrooms talking.
SmokeyDopeShrooms would make musk introspective and destroy his humongous manchild ego, my money is on confidence giving cocaine. 100% a coke fueled move he regretted immediately after coming down
I don’t think he needs cocaine. He’s high on his own ego.
Adderal
That sure would explain the shortage.
klydeYou have no idea how shrooms work.
Herr WolandDon’t worry he’s gonna shitpost about it from his “parody” account
Margot RobbieWhy doesn’t he use his regular account to shitpost about it instead? It’s what I do.
I guess he tries to save face (and probably for the company) by doing the shit talks on the parody one
LOL!
dopesharkMusk as always proving his 100% inconsistency
sramderIt’s a cover story so he can get a nuralink chip with martial arts skills installed. Obviously ;-)
I know Kung FuRacism
Weak.
SarsaparillaCan't be injured forever, Muskie. 😂
HeavenAndHellElmo Musk is such a giant pussy
Elon just needs to take a dump on Mr. Garrison’s desk so he gets detention.
bappitystrange… he was fine until zuck got on the same page
Yep, and we all know for a fact that he would make some bs excuse with his big brain of his at the last minute. That is the thing with constant liar and bullshiter, they become pretty darned easy to read.
gmtomJesus christ the replies to his tweet. It’s actually a legitimate cult.
The comment sorting algo never made sense to me to begin with, but now we do know for a fact that it became a paid feature to show first. It is like if you were stuck here with “controversial” as the only sorting mode. No way I am reading a comment feed exclusively made of morons. Oh, and bots, lots of bots. Isn’t something like over 70% of his follower count estimated to be bot? Worst offender on the whole platform if I remember correctly.
Two wussies yapping at each other across the recess yard. While everyone around laughs at their faux bravado.
To be fair the Zucker seems to be in pretty good shape to Berg Elon’s ass
I’m not a fan of either of them, but my money is on the guy who has been actively training, competing, is 13 years younger. Elon is rumored to be 70lbs heavier, and you can bet it isn’t muscle.
If it was actually muscle–and I’m definitely not saying that it is–it might be close to a fair fight. Weight classes exist for a reason, and that’s because mass and raw strength can counter a lot of technique. No one in their right mind would legitimately think that a pre-boxing Julius Hafthor Bjornson (e.g., back when he was the world strongest man and weight something like 450#) would be beaten by a world-champion flyweight MMA fighter.
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circuitfarmerMusk will never accept. But in a few months, he’ll buy up all the rights to UFC, fuck it up, rename it to “Y”, and then complain that no one watches anymore.
“Y no one watch Y?”
Little baby neckspurs
scripthookI think Zuckerberg should just challenge him to a blinking contest. We know who’ll win that….
blinking contest or staring contest? i just imagine them both ferociously blinking as fast as they can
I want to see booth, with them having long fake eyelashes
Getting cleared to fight is a legit process…
It really is. The random tests are a removed and a half because if you miss one they give you 24h to report or they can straight up ban you. Nevermind if you’re training in another part of the world, they want their cup of piss and their blood vial. I retired from that stuff around 10 years ago and while I miss the competition, I do not miss the attitudes and the training schedule
It’s a vanity fight, not a sanctioned prize fight. Heck, they can introduce a rule that the two can be armer with pool noodles if they wanted to. Musk is a bawk bawk chicken hawk.
Um. Chicken hawk is a slang term for older gay men that prefer significantly younger–sometimes underage–partners (victims in the case of underage). Pretty sure that doesn’t describe Musk. Although his trans hate could be masking? IDK.
I have never heard that. I’ve always heard the term used to describe people who push for fights but are too scared to fight themselves. The classic example is Ted Nugent, who faked mental symptoms to avoid the draft, but eagerly claims he would have killed everyone or some such bullshit.
Ted Nugent? Now there’s a piece of shit I haven’t heard of in a long time.
I think he kind of faded from the spotlight after lecturing an empty chair.
…oh wait, no, that was Clint Eastwood. Ted faded from view after calling Obama a “subhuman mongrel”.
Reread the parent comment. Neither I nor OP were referring to Musk/Zuck. This is a thread about getting cleared to fight
Ban you from what? They’d be fighting in their own “backyard”.
Reread the parent comment. Neither I nor OP were referring to Musk/Zuck. This is a thread about getting cleared to fight
This is Elon Musk we’re talking about. Ban him from what? I support banning him from anything.
Reread the parent comment. Neither I nor OP were referring to Musk/Zuck. This is a thread about getting cleared to fight
You think this is about any fight and not the specific fight being discussed?
Posting an edit that whines about downvotes is pretty “Reddit-y” too, so maybe practice what you preach.
Calling it like I see it, friend. Votes are for relevant/irrelevant, not disagreement. You calling me out for calling out the community is far and away more cringey. Let’s both look in that mirror and remember to ourselves: be better than the other guy
Votes are for relevant/irrelevant, not disagreement.
An idealistic take that has never actually been true and isn’t even suggested in the Lemmy docs, which simply state “You can upvote posts that you like so that more users will see them. Or downvote posts so that they are less likely to be seen”.
You calling me out for calling out the community is far and away more cringey.
Whatever helps you self soothe.
I thought his mum told him he wasn’t allowed to
MeanEYEYeah, but then everyone called him out for it and now he needs another excuse. This time it’s “my doctor says I might need operation”… Haha. All talk no walk.
It’s like two dogs barking at each other through a chain link gate, but then someone opens the gate and they shut up immediately.
astral_avocadoI’m pretty sure Zuck is totally down to kick his ass
Only this time i approve the Zucc, but only for this
Totally, dude is an actual fighter.
Meanwhile musky boi is getting an MRI for a hernia or some shit (AKA hasn’t done significant labor or exercise of any kind in the past decade)