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@lowqualityfacts did they make a nether portal when set on fire?
@lowqualityfacts The real mystery is how he was *born* with them.
@lowqualityfacts I've heard it wasn't odsidian, it was wood.
@lowqualityfacts The reality is too horrible to joke about IMO.
@callisto @lowqualityfacts A lot of folks were taught in school that they were made of wood (I know I was, and I live in New York!) So maybe they don't know the reality (they were made from teeth pulled out of slaves, among other things).
@lowqualityfacts That’s what you get when you drink lava instead of coffee.
@lowqualityfacts While Donald Trump has a fake tooth accidentaly made with lead. With the devastating result we know now.
@lowqualityfacts This is a particularly low quality fact, great work!
@lowqualityfacts this is closer to reality than him having wooden teeth. It’s most likely that he had fake teeth from slaves. Slave teeth. New word.
@lowqualityfacts I like this one even better than the last one.