No, academics do not "forget" to answer emails. They remember and feel bad about them, the guilt slowly building up, until the only way out is to fake their own death and move far, far away under a different identity to build a new life, a better one, with inbox zero and no shame

Anyways, I owe you an email.

@ccanonne long-term medical leave has solved this problem for me! (ok, sometimes I still get the guilt)
@cazencott 😔 I hope you're steadily getting better!
@ccanonne slowly and not-so-steadily, but still improving :-)