Anyone else think that Gigabytes "ultra durable" look like an ad for condoms? No? Just me?

My spouse has a Gigabyte mobo and makes me laugh and him cringe so often lol.

I don’t know who comes up with those. My ASUS’ boards emphatic “In search of excellence” always makes me think “yeah, still looking”
At least it's not, "Rock solid, heart touching".