No, academics do not "forget" to answer emails. They remember and feel bad about them, the guilt slowly building up, until the only way out is to fake their own death and move far, far away under a different identity to build a new life, a better one, with inbox zero and no shame

Anyways, I owe you an email.

@ccanonne
🤔 Dude--you ever heard of this ChatGPT? I don't like it either, but using it for your emails might an alternative to faking your own death.😆
Just sayin'.