People need to stop stealing my pants when I'm trying to save the day. >///>

Art by Omopatch, Maxibites, and Strawberry Prince respectively.

@Peacemaker9669 I can't help it baby bro, checkies are important! We can't have you leaking while you're trying to save the world 😘💞❤️
@JakeyTheFox B-buh is embarrassing in front of da bad guys. >///<
@Peacemaker9669 @JakeyTheFox But what if they have a change of heart and offer to take care of ya? :3
@LiddleLance @JakeyTheFox W-well nah opposed to helping a bad guy be a good guy... >///>
@Peacemaker9669 @JakeyTheFox Wellll, how are you supposed to fight evil if your diaper leaks and puts out those flames of yours? 
@LiddleLance @JakeyTheFox I-I dunnos... >///<
@Peacemaker9669 @JakeyTheFox Exactly! So either you're gonna need some thicker diapers, or maybe have to ask one of the grown up- *ehem* bad guys for a lil help once in a while. I'm sure they'd understand, who wouldn't wanna help a cute lil fuzzball like you?~
@LiddleLance @JakeyTheFox W-well good guys help each ofer! S-so if dey change me, den dey good guys. >///<
@Peacemaker9669 @JakeyTheFox And ya wanna know what *you* are if you politely ask them for help? 
@Peacemaker9669 @JakeyTheFox A good little baby fox kit of course!🍼
@LiddleLance @JakeyTheFox Oh, buh sometimes I forget and stuffs so I get diapee checks too. >///<
@Peacemaker9669 @JakeyTheFox Of course! The big spooky bad guys wanna make sure you can put up a proper (play)fight, so they gotta check you from time to time. Since you're *clearly* too little to be able to tell on your own, kit