FacelikeapotatoAug 5, 2023

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A classic. So many questions arise from this simple text+image post:

  • Is this person’s child named really “Strairdrac The Netherwatcher”?
  • Is Strairdrac even human?
  • Why does Strairdrac want to teach crabs how to read?
  • Why is it considered forbidden knowledge?
  • What other knowledge is forbidden?

    • We will never have all the answers. Still, the questions are themselves a sort of answer.

    Aug 5, 2023 at 10:12amWeb
    Show threadesadatariAug 5, 2023
    to know all the answers is… forbidden knowledge
    Show threadsorebuttfromsittingAug 5, 2023

    the child is… strange.

    we’ve made repeated efforts to contact the Florida Guard, the Florida Attorney General, the Governor!

    Random Asshat: “the Florida Guard! that we be! please gaze upon my curdled milks and slimy vegetables!”

    Show threadGoddard GuryonAug 5, 2023
  • Strairdrac is three crabs in a trenchcoat, now teaching others of his kind how to blend in with humans
    • Show threadgonAug 5, 2023
    !!!
    Show threadEvilEyedPandaAug 5, 2023

    Crab people

    Crab people

    Taste like Crab, walk like people