Sorry, didn’t see your email cos it’s actually fuckin illegal to send me it if I’m not working

It can’t be illegal to send you an email outside working hours, that’s just silly. Now if it’s illegal to demand that you read it and respond outside working hours, I would understand.

Sending an email to the wrong person at 17:01? Believe it or not - jail.

You send an email outside of work hours? Jail.

You hand-deliver a letter during work hours? Also jail.

We have the best work-life balance in the world. Because of jail.