Waffles are superior, anyway. Look at all that syrup on the plate. What a waste. Waffles compassionately hold the syrup for you as if to say, "here, you deserve this sweet maple goodness. Allow me to deliver it to you neatly." Pancakes would never do that. Pancakes are assholes.
@LillianClaireMarsden "Pancakes are assholes" should become a common phrase 😆