rule - jlai.lu

fuckin luddites i tell ya

Nah dawg, I’m a Dev. The websites for the menus are usually fucking aweful, and are, ironically enough, not optimized for mobile.

Usually you can request a physical menu, as to not look at the webdev gore.

That and it’s usually hosted off some slow ass, janky website where I hit refresh three times to get all the assets to load without timing out.

“Uhh, yes, I’ll have the 404 not found, dressing on the side, with a 504 gateway timeout, medium rare. Oh, and could we get a round of 500 internal server error for the table, please?”