Dr. PeteI just got a "Your package was delivered" email alert with the following photo. Keep up the good work, I guess?
Martin, Regulus Tithonium@dr_pete taken from the POV of the package as it sails gracefully across the yard and into a brick wall
@tithonium Fortunately, the package was an empty cardboard box to return a phone (and not the phone).
@tithonium Funny thing is that you're actually sort of correct -- the package isn't even in the photo.