Everyone: Let's use this worldwide communication network to download all the movies and TV show we could ever want.
Hollywood Execs: But that would be piracy!
Everyone: So what?
Hollywood: If you pirate these movies, the people that make them won't get paid for doing so.
Everyone: So if we get the movies through you, they will get paid?
Hollywood:
Hollywood: I never said that.
This post has now been shared enough that I'm seeing screenshots of it reshared on Facebook (by people who aren't on Mastodon).
@nickwedig I think that means you've won at Mastodon!