MicroWaveAn armed man tried walking into a Jewish school in Memphis and opened fire outside when he couldn’t get in, police say
Flying SquidI bet I can guess who he voted for.
Hint: The fat guy.
SheeEttinTaft?
Of course. Who else?
It’s funny-sad to me that Taft was known for being obese, but compared to modern people, if you saw him on the street today, you wouldn’t even think twice.
BlackmistEven there he looks fatter than he is due to the old-timey way of pulling your waistband over the belly, rather than letting it all hang down like a big meat apron.