@s_ridenour @jlhamilt @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop "stays winning" is hitting a bit hard. enduring, that's probably where masto's punching currently

@KennyLogins @jlhamilt @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

*TV on the train in Children of Men*

Twitter burns
BlueSky is down
Hive died in the crib
Threads is a nonstarter
Only Mastodon soldiers on…

@KennyLogins @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @potatosalad @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop There are people on BSky who will unironically post about how people need to respect how BSky was before they showed up or get blocked, and will then turn around and say someone else needs blocked for gatekeeping
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @potatosalad @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop it’s just gatekeeping which happens on literally every social media platform community everywhere because humans
@snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @potatosalad @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Anyway, I’m legit only half joking when I say people have forgotten how to lurk moar. Young people never had to navigate being new on a forum and oldos haven’t had to meaningfully migrate for a long time.

@SenatorIvy @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @potatosalad @jimprov @Canoepickles @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop So it turns out the best thing when you have a cold is not some bullshit like chicken noodle soup or any of that, but stuffed jalapeño poppers

They’re just frozen ones from the store but who caaares

@s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @snarthelg @pileofgarbage @BuluBane @KennyLogins @jlhamilt @potatosalad @jimprov @Canoepickles @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Hopefully they actually had it planned out, because that ending is walking very close to the Lost line