ok #defcon friends I am in need of a suggestion. Due to the colossal clusterfuck of life disasters that has been *the entire month of July, at this point* for me, I have not been able to stop and breathe long enough to order #stickers. My usual haunt StickerApp is almost beyond DEF CON even if I pay for express. I did some window shopping a bunch of the other popular alternatives and have completely struck out, save That Ass One That Shall Not Be Named.

So, anybody got any suggestions for decent sticker printers that have expedited options? ​ ​