@beaveinflow I really hope this is true. And my pets can vouch

@beaveinflow and bunnies 🤍

@beaveinflow I finally got the local crows to calm down once I made a big show of the cat friend I have half-way between my apartment and the coffee shop. They still make a big fuss whenever they see me but they don’t follow me all the way down the street anymore.

@beaveinflow can't talk now, too busy brutalizing these jellyfish

@beaveinflow Well at least there's one thing I'm doing right. I remember a lady who categorically stated "I hate pets". I... What kind of monster are you?