decadentrebelZoo Denies Viral Claims Its Bears Are ‘Humans in Disguise’
schroedingershatRidiculous.
In reality all bears are fake. Have you seen one move? Or even worse, a shaved bear? No animal is that shape. They’re all animatronics run by a secret cabal of Potoos.
Flying SquidI will have you know that bears are very real. They wear hats and ties and eat pic-a-nic baskets.