Aliens arrive: we have killed your leaders and taken control of your planet.

Us: oh thank god

Aliens: you are now citizens of ... Wait what

@alisca "You will all be given jobs and uniformly provided with only the bare minimum to maintain you in good mental and physical health. Furthermore, education to teach you useful skills and true facts about the universe will be compulsory."

[cheering]

"I don't think this translator is working right, these are all bad things."

@DougWar40k "we will force you to work until 50 years old"

Is this even ON

@alisca @DougWar40k
"In all honesty, we did not expect you to be so thrilled about being taken over by aliens..."

*cheering stops*

"...from the planet Breqdulon."

*cheering continues louder, hats are thrown in the air*

@prettyhuman I don't get this but I want to
@alisca
Does it help if I remind that people from neighbour countries are sometimes referred to as aliens as well?