Clark
i need y’all to stop posting the same POV selfies of your dick. i’ve never seen that angle so much anywhere in my life is it like a fediverse thing or something. please use your camera’s timer and get out of bed and post a new angle of your dick. every time i’m on here i see like eight of the exact same photo angles i’m going to need you to please step up your game.
Jul 31, 2023 at 7:32pmWeb
Show threadTrollupJul 31, 2023

@clarkrogers yeah. There’s a reason I’ll like some shots but not retoot. My rule on #Tumblr had been only to repost shots where their face could also be seen. No disembodied cocks. I might need to restore that practice.

That said, I also like to have real interaction here, where Mastodon is more like #LiveJournal. So we’ll see. But yes I totally agree this isn’t just about cock after cock. After you’ve seen tens of thousands…. 🙄

#porn #fediverse #BodyParts #engagement

Show threadSeliJul 31, 2023
@clarkrogers Guilty 😬😅
Show threadSpace Cadet BubbaJul 31, 2023
@clarkrogers selfie timer is my number one tip for people trying to take better photos
Show threadPup KipAug 1, 2023

@clarkrogers this is why I will continue to advocate for the wider adoption of dick costumes for pics.

A penis dressed as danish lizard monster Reptilicus would be the opposite of boring.

Show threadBatorInDecaturAug 1, 2023
@clarkrogers Seriously. Meanwhile these capture Phallic Essence.
Show threadyteticAug 1, 2023
@clarkrogers https://youtu.be/HyTpu6BmE88
Dionne Warwick - That's What Friends Are For

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Show threadRoanAug 1, 2023
@clarkrogers there’s SO MUCH that someone can DO with a nude, too; show some body-in-some-sunlight! Mark it up by dragging that Saturation bar! Include something that isn’t [your blank wall] and [4 inches of thigh]! We’re 21st century hoes, let’s start acting like it!