@jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @potatosalad @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop ๐ŸŽถ dem callin frosh Mr Mesh Extenda needin me network no wifi toniiiight ๐ŸŽถ

This is how it starts. I'm gonna go full sicko mode like Garbo, multiple VLANs on my shit, QoS, I'm like "hand me your phone, I'll set you up for jumbo frames"

@SenatorIvy @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @potatosalad @pileofgarbage @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

@pileofgarbage @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @potatosalad @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop at Garbo's crib like "How many captive portals do I need to sign into to- wait what show just started??"
@SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @potatosalad @s_ridenour @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop ahaha yeah that's about right, although I never have any guests. I used to have an SSID called "FREE INTERNET!!!" that was open and with a captive portal which just redirects you to goatse.
@s_ridenour @jlhamilt @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop "stays winning" is hitting a bit hard. enduring, that's probably where masto's punching currently

@KennyLogins @jlhamilt @potatosalad @SenatorIvy @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop

*TV on the train in Children of Men*

Twitter burns
BlueSky is down
Hive died in the crib
Threads is a nonstarter
Only Mastodon soldiers onโ€ฆ

@KennyLogins @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @potatosalad @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @BuluBane @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop There are people on BSky who will unironically post about how people need to respect how BSky was before they showed up or get blocked, and will then turn around and say someone else needs blocked for gatekeeping
@AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @potatosalad @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @snarthelg @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop itโ€™s just gatekeeping which happens on literally every social media platform community everywhere because humans
@snarthelg @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @SenatorIvy @jlhamilt @potatosalad @pileofgarbage @jimprov @Canoepickles @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Anyway, Iโ€™m legit only half joking when I say people have forgotten how to lurk moar. Young people never had to navigate being new on a forum and oldos havenโ€™t had to meaningfully migrate for a long time.
@snarthelg @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @potatosalad @jimprov @Canoepickles @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop Never gonna happen. The moment you become a bank you are subject to insane amounts of GRC shit and Musk is both too dumb and incapable of complying with them.
@pileofgarbage @SenatorIvy @BuluBane @AndrewFairbairn @KennyLogins @s_ridenour @jlhamilt @potatosalad @jimprov @Canoepickles @luigithirty @bastage @AGODDAMNHORSE @butt @bluntzkrieg420 @typhoonjim @aftertheboop well musk doesn't care about that and will probably do it anyway, or pay someone to be allowed to do it. no one can stop the progress of inventing online banking, again, but on
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